I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
You have a good web-surfing stance.