Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
You make me wish I weren't gay!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Hey baby! You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding!
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Will you marry me for just one night?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.