Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.
Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
My servers never go down... but I do!
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?