Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
One place you've always wanted to visit?
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?