Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.