I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.