Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.