Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
Wanna be pen pals?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
Let's go do something fun.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
So how does this work? Are we married now?