I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
You look a lot like my next crush.
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Can I see all your piercings?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?