Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
Want to dance?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
I like that book you're reading.