If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Baby, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.