Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
My wand has chosen you!
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.