You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
I will shower you with my hugs and kisses.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
What do you say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
When I look into the mirror of erised, I see you giving me your number.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a keeper.
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.