I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
You had me at "Harry Potter."
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!