I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Your thunder thighs are powerful, strong, and beautiful.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.