Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.