I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?