Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!