I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.