Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
My wand has chosen you!
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!