Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!