Engineering pick up lines

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cheesy
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Nice set of parabolas!
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean
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