Engineering pick up lines

You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
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