Engineering pick up lines

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
If I move my lips half the distance to yours...and then half again..and again...etc. Would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, cute
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I less than three you... (I < 3 you.)
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
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