No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
If I move my lips half the distance to yours...and then half again..and again...etc. Would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I less than three you... (I < 3 you.)
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.