Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I'm lean and agile and go down every weekend.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner...very fiiine.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.