You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
You know, they say engineers are good at pulling all-nighters...
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
I less than three you... (I < 3 you.)
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.