Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
I'm lean and agile and go down every weekend.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner...very fiiine.