Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
Baby, you're the only accept state of my finite automaton.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?