I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Please call 9-1-1, my heart just stopped for you.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
You're cuter than a French composition.
You're so sweet, you're giving me cavities.
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
Is your daddy a baker? Because you're sweet as hell!
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.