My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
I always thought it was just a fairy tale. But now I realize you really are made from sugar, spice and everything nice.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.