If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
You're the CSS to my HTML.
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
I always thought it was just a fairy tale. But now I realize you really are made from sugar, spice and everything nice.
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
My heart forgets to beat the moment it sees you.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.