Sorry, but I have a poor memory. Could you tell me your phone number once again?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.
Is your name Angel? Because I'd die just to be with you.
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met you!
Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Love your new profile picture.