I'll shock the socks off you.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?