I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Clothes are not sexy, clothes are clothes. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above.
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!