[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
Do you have a nickname? If you don't I'll just call you later.