There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
I don't really know if you're beautiful or not. I'm still enamored by your eyes.
When Santa saw you he came early.
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
I love you. You complete me.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?