Clothes are not sexy, clothes are clothes. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above.
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.