I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Are you vaporizing from a solit state? Because you're sublime.
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.