You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.