I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because everytime your hand touches me you make me dizzy.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
Don't smile at me like this or I won't be able to hold myself back any longer and I will kiss you immediately.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.