Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.