Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
I don't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. What should i tell them?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.