I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. What should i tell them?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.