I love you like pigs love mud.
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
Can you be the moon of my life?
Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.