You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
I want to rosin your bow.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
Clothes are not sexy, clothes are clothes. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above.