You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you...
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Would you like to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Just go to your room an hold up a mirror.