I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
Let's make music on my sheets.