Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
All these letters and I choose you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.