I'm a lion: Meow.
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.