Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
I'd like to transfigure you into my cloak. That way I can have you wrapped around me all day.