I'm so sorry for staring at you, I just cannot help myself. You are the most beautiful woman in this room.
Sorry, but I have a poor memory. Could you tell me your phone number once again?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Love your new profile picture.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
I'm bad in English but I can tell you that I love you.