My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I've missed you.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.