I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.