I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I've missed you.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.