There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
Don't smile at me like this or I won't be able to hold myself back any longer and I will kiss you immediately.
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.