You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hours a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. What should i tell them?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.