I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.