If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.