A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Let's make music on my sheets.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.