Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
You know why King Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that.
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.