Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
So... How am I doin'?
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.