When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".