My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Let's make music on my sheets.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.