Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Let's make music on my sheets.
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.