When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
Your words make you more kissable.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.
You are more than beautiful.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!