Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
I don't need 99 souls. All I need is yours.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.