On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)