You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Never let me go, it's a trap!
I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner...very fiiine.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?