I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
What's your opinion on the theory of relativity?
We're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?
You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?